Life is full of contradictions. Some of you may view this as one of those times. I recently wrote about dirty old men. I firmly believe no man should date a girl young enough to be his daughter. Specifically, no more than 10yrs younger. Well, here are my thoughts on Cougars…
A woman can f*ck any guy old enough to get it up. Yeah, I said it! You may think I’m being hypocritical. Ummm…not so much as maybe a little sexist, but in a good way. I dated a Cougar – it was f*cking great!!! I was 21 and she was 36. Damn! I’m getting aroused just thinking about the things she did.
Now, this was before Demi and others made being a Cougar fashionable. She was divorced like most Cougars. We never went out on dates - just BOOTY CALLS. That was my call. She wanted to date, but I wasn’t comfortable with that. Once, she invited me out for a day with she and her kids. I made up an excuse why I couldn’t go. I could just imagine people thinking I was one of her kids.
I’ve always been attracted to older women. My first girldfriend was older. I love the maturity of an older woman. They know what they want, especially in bed. They have shit to do just like you and they don’t have time to f*ck around. I think ALL men appreciate that. Fellas, if you haven’t tasted a Cougar – or better yet, let a Cougar taste you…give it a go. I promise you’ll ENJOY it!
In the category of What’s Hot? What’s Not? Cougars are definitely HOT!!!
