Man-Up A-Rod!!!

This blog began with relationships in mind. Relationships between men and women, men and their kids and should also include men-to-men. This is a MAN-to-man post…

…a brief letter to Alex Rodriguez:

Alex,

Should we be shocked that you used PEDs (Performance Enhancing Drugs)? Umm…I sure wasn’t. Am I offended that you used PEDs? Not really (Although, I’m feeling Roy Oswalt’s comments about you and the other juicers…that’s definitely money out of his pocket  http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/bb/6256990.html).

What I’m really offended by…are your comments during the Peter Gammons’ interview that you let EVERYBODY in the Yankee clubhouse make fun of you. He asked if you were offended by being called “A-FRAUD” and you said no because everybody makes fun of you. And then you tried to sell that bullshit to us as being accepted by the team and it’s a compliment of some sort. What the fuck Alex???!!!

Where I come from that’s called being punked!!! In the macho, testosterone driven environment of sports (at any level), you can’t let that happen!!! Guys crack jokes, snap on each other all the time. You’re telling me you never learned to snap back? Were you that pampered? Are you that much of a pussy??? No wonder you felt pressure to do PEDs. You’re weak! YOU ARE WEAK-MINDED…

Goddamn! A- “get-that” -ROD out of your ass and Man-the-fuck-up!!!!!!!!!!

Tatoos Are So Yesterday!

So now what? You got your tatoo. You’re not really sure why. You made up some reason…some lame story about something or someone that was soooooooooo important…soooooooooo special, you just had to memorialize it on your body. So now what??

Fact is…it’s meaningless…now more than ever. Because EVERYBODY has one!

I’ll admit, I love the tramp-stamp! A tatoo on a hottie’s lower back makes my dick hard, but tatoos are so cliche’ and so over…so yesterday. Most of you are just followers. You don’t have a single original thought! You’re just part of the pack, so desperate to be a part of the crowd, to fit in. At one time Dennis Rodman was a rebel…a loner…a bad ass. Now he’s a role model for a bunch of lame asses. Fat dudes with no biceps that have tats on their arms, stupid-ass Stephon Marbury with a tatoo on his head, fat chicks with tats on their boobs…ugh, I think I just threw-up in my mouth. Enough already!!!

Be original…be bold…be different…stand out…DON’T get a tatoo.

Cougars

Life is full of contradictions. Some of you may view this as one of those times. I recently wrote about dirty old men. I firmly believe no man should date a girl young enough to be his daughter. Specifically, no more than 10yrs younger. Well, here are my thoughts on Cougars…

A woman can f*ck any guy old enough to get it up. Yeah, I said it! You may think I’m being hypocritical. Ummm…not so much as maybe a little sexist, but in a good way. I dated a Cougar – it was f*cking great!!! I was 21 and she was 36. Damn! I’m getting aroused just thinking about the things she did.

Now, this was before Demi and others made being a Cougar fashionable. She was divorced like most Cougars. We never went out on dates - just BOOTY CALLS. That was my call. She wanted to date, but I wasn’t comfortable with that. Once, she invited me out for a day with she and her kids. I made up an excuse why I couldn’t go. I could just imagine people thinking I was one of her kids.

I’ve always been attracted to older women. My first girldfriend was older. I love the maturity of an older woman. They know what they want, especially in bed. They have shit to do just like you and they don’t have time to f*ck around. I think ALL men appreciate that. Fellas, if you haven’t tasted a Cougar – or better yet, let a Cougar taste you…give it a go. I promise you’ll ENJOY it!

In the category of What’s Hot? What’s Not? Cougars are definitely HOT!!!

Internet Dating Is For Losers!

Listen up Ladies!

The internet is a wonderfully powerful tool; packed full of resources. You can find “anything” on the World Wide Web – But, LOVE? Can you really find love on the internet??? Despite all those sappy eHarmony commercials and the equally corny Match.com, the only thing you’ll find through internet dating is you being an e-Easy target.

How much easier can you make it for a guy? You’ve just made yourself a catalog entry! You have now become eBay vagina. Now you have all these losers bidding for your attention. They woo you with chat behind a screen and send you pics from 10 years ago. And if he does sound and look that good, he probably couldn’t look you in the eyes and tell you what he feels without his fingers on a keyboard. As great as social networking is…it’s the death of interpersonal skills.

Ok, let’s say you do hook up with some loser from a dating site. (I know…all you e-Daters are getting salty with me calling you losers - deal with it!) Now you think you’ve found your match – your soulmate. But, what you actually found was a guy who cannot communicate effectively – cannot confront the issues and challenges of a healthy relationship – one who doesn’t possess the requisite skills to sustain a long term relationship, let alone marriage.

Look, I have friends and family that internet date. They have a lot of fun (especially the guys), but none of them have gotten married! The women all say they want to. However, everyone of them is just floating in purgatory waiting for this non-committal loser to propose or set a date after this never ending fake engagement. Remember my eBay analogy? Think of yourself as a prize purchase – bought with a credit card that the buyer never pays off. And now you’re a BIG FAT LOSER too!!!

Group Dating?

How many of you ladies have been out on a group date? A guy you like and he likes you. You work together. He says, “hey, a bunch of us are going over to a bar after work. You want to come?” You get there and you’re the only woman in the group. He spends more time with his boys than you. Maybe that’s ok the first time, but then he does it again. What’s worse, you pay for a round of drinks!

What is this bullshit? This kind of pseudo dating seems to be very popular today. This tactic is a characteristic of a weak, insecure guy using his friends as a crutch. Someone who’s not confident enough to carry a date on his own. He’s probably super funny and charming in front of his friends – you get him alone and he’s a complete bore. Dump him now! Don’t waste your time.

Any group date should have a 1-to-1 ratio (men to women). The only exception is 2-to-1 (women to men). LOL