Octo-mom should be committed

I’ve waited till the dust settled… till all the facts came out.  After several months, I’ve reached the same conclusion I had within minutes of first hearing this story: the Octomom should be committed to a mental hospital.  This act of intentionally (or unintentionally) having not one or two or even 5 kids, but 14 kids is the most selfish thing i’ve seen a human being do in yrs.  No, wait!  I take that back.  A California man killed his wife and all his children and then himself several weeks ago.  Ok that’s is the most selfish and bizarre thing I’ve heard of in quite sometime.  Octomom is a close second. 

Come on people, sometime dare to articulate a reason why this kook w/ a vagina shouldn’t have all of ”her” kids, her uterus and ovaries removed.  Can someone seriously explain to me how one person could “plan” to give birth to and take care of 14 kids… by herself!  I guess that’s the issue: octomom never planned to do this by herself.  At first, she forced to her parents to help out and now the taxpayers.  She might as well get in line for a bail out w/ some TARP funds with the rest of the banks and AIG.  But guess what!? No amount of money is going to be enough because anyone who actually parents kids knows that its physically impossible to raise 14 kids by yourself no matter how rich you are.  Even if the individual never sleeps and stays up for 24 hrs a day.  How much time could she devote to each infant!?

I’ll close w/a diatribe on the doctor and clinic that helped to facilitate this mess: at a minimum, his medical licensce should be revoked.  I would really like to see him forced to marry and live w/ the octomom so that he can help take responsibility for his action.  Its obvious that this idiot physician was solely motivated by money and/or fame.  He’s famous alright, downright notorious in my book

Prostitution Should Be Legal

Damn, I just realize I took the entire month of March off! I assure you it wasn’t for a lack of shit to write about. Let’s get back to it, starting with this one…

Last week I caught a segment on the Today Show, where a survey of married women cited that a significant percentage of them stated they would pay someone to have sex for them if they could. My question: What’s stopping you?

Every man I know would take his wife up on that offer! And what do they mean “if”? That’s an easy transaction. And that brings me to the Q&A. What’s the harm in prostitution? Especially, if there’s a bunch of lazy, discontent wives out there unwilling to satisfy their husbands?

The answer: None what-so-ever! I say free pussy for every man and let his lazy-ass wife pick up the tab!!!

Should I Come Out of the Closet?

Hey Frank,

 

I was reading your blog and I was pretty intrigued by your offer of asking you for advice.  Since I’m kind of curious about a man’s perspective, I wanted to see what you would say about this…

 

I don’t know if you’ve been keeping up with my blogs (http://sexconfessions69.wordpress.com ), but the second to latest post was about me feeling as if I were invisible in general.  For me being such a closet sex fiend, I find it almost impossible for guys to think of me as some kind of sexual object.  I know my sex stuff backwards and forwards, and…knowing my blogs…I’ve had my share of experiences.  But what can I do in my average everyday life to get guys to see me as the sex fiend that I am, without having to blatantly tell them?

 

What do you think?

 

Looking forward to your reply,

 

SC69

Answer:

What’s up SC69!

Interesting question, on Valentine’s day no less…huh?
 
Well, I read the blog in question and I also read your rant from yesterday. I’ll address them both. Let me start by saying…I think you’re fabulous! And you are 100% correct! The frank truth is…society has a double standard and ALWAYS will.
 
On this subject of self-respect…I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard guys say they would NEVER marry a woman that gives it up on the first date. All the while, that’s exactly what’s on their mind…fucking you at the very first opportunity. And most women share this same archaic point of view. I view this as complete hypocrisy and a waste of time for men and women…especially women! Consider this…you make a guy wait…a week, a month, whatever threshold you come up with…all the while he’s fucking someone else while waiting for you! Trust me…the only men who don’t, don’t have options! After you decide to fuck him, he leaves you anyway. You just wasted how many days of your life???
 
Same waste of time for dumb-ass guys who think women that make them wait are “worthy”. She makes you wait and then you find that pussy you waited so long for isn’t worth the time you put in. Or worse, maybe it is at first and then she stops fucking you. Either way…look at you now!
 
I consider myself a non-conformist thinker. I don’t participate in “group-think”. If I happen to agree with the masses…so be it, but I never conform for the sake of fitting in. You strike me as the same sort of person. Stay that way! 
 
All that said, when I look at your two blogs together and consider your question…it’s clear you want to “have your cake and eat it too”. And that’s ok…there’s nothing wrong with that in my opinion, but you have to take it as it’s served. You say you want guys to notice you without blatantly advertsing your sexuality. Well, there are a lot of factors to consider. Is it your style of dress, your physical appearance, your attitude? While all these things matter, know this: you can absolutely attract guys with the right mix and not be the prettiest girl in the room. I don’t know where you rank on the scale, but a sexy, confident 6 can beat out a 10, especially with your kind of experience and knowledge. So, how do you let guys know?
 
You could dress and talk more provocatively…you could be more outgoing and aggressive…you can outright tell people who you are. But, you obviously know it’s unrealistic to not expect guys/people to judge based on your actions. It’s a double-edged sword. So, decide where your balance is. How much do you want to reveal in contrast to how much shit you want to take from people…whether it be comments or more importantly attracting the wrong guys. Do you want to stay in the closet or BURST out???
 
It certainly sounds like you at least want to crack the door open a bit. I think you’re on the right path. Slowly open the door and let the right people in…
 
Frank

Man-Up A-Rod!!!

This blog began with relationships in mind. Relationships between men and women, men and their kids and should also include men-to-men. This is a MAN-to-man post…

…a brief letter to Alex Rodriguez:

Alex,

Should we be shocked that you used PEDs (Performance Enhancing Drugs)? Umm…I sure wasn’t. Am I offended that you used PEDs? Not really (Although, I’m feeling Roy Oswalt’s comments about you and the other juicers…that’s definitely money out of his pocket  http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/bb/6256990.html).

What I’m really offended by…are your comments during the Peter Gammons’ interview that you let EVERYBODY in the Yankee clubhouse make fun of you. He asked if you were offended by being called “A-FRAUD” and you said no because everybody makes fun of you. And then you tried to sell that bullshit to us as being accepted by the team and it’s a compliment of some sort. What the fuck Alex???!!!

Where I come from that’s called being punked!!! In the macho, testosterone driven environment of sports (at any level), you can’t let that happen!!! Guys crack jokes, snap on each other all the time. You’re telling me you never learned to snap back? Were you that pampered? Are you that much of a pussy??? No wonder you felt pressure to do PEDs. You’re weak! YOU ARE WEAK-MINDED…

Goddamn! A- “get-that” -ROD out of your ass and Man-the-fuck-up!!!!!!!!!!

Tatoos Are So Yesterday!

So now what? You got your tatoo. You’re not really sure why. You made up some reason…some lame story about something or someone that was soooooooooo important…soooooooooo special, you just had to memorialize it on your body. So now what??

Fact is…it’s meaningless…now more than ever. Because EVERYBODY has one!

I’ll admit, I love the tramp-stamp! A tatoo on a hottie’s lower back makes my dick hard, but tatoos are so cliche’ and so over…so yesterday. Most of you are just followers. You don’t have a single original thought! You’re just part of the pack, so desperate to be a part of the crowd, to fit in. At one time Dennis Rodman was a rebel…a loner…a bad ass. Now he’s a role model for a bunch of lame asses. Fat dudes with no biceps that have tats on their arms, stupid-ass Stephon Marbury with a tatoo on his head, fat chicks with tats on their boobs…ugh, I think I just threw-up in my mouth. Enough already!!!

Be original…be bold…be different…stand out…DON’T get a tatoo.

Can We Be Friends?

Can men and women just be friends?

The answer is yes, but it comes with a disclaimer: Only if the woman insists or she’s UGLY. And I mean REALLY UGLY. Oh and if the guy is gay of course.

Ladies – if you’re attractive, believe me that guy you think would never do or say anything “like that”…he’s absolutely thought about f*cking you! Only ugly girls get turned down – and even they have a shot at the right time – with the right amount of alcohol and no one is looking.

Begs the question who would you do? I think I’ll create a poll…stay tuned.

Presidential Privilege

On this historic day, many privileges are afforded to the new President. Many questions are asked of President Barack Obama. As I watched Barack and Michelle holding hands, walking down Pennsylvania Ave, a question came to mind; and I imagine it’s one question he might have as well…Can I get some?

We men have simple pleasures; one of which is to get some lovin’ on special occasions…birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, Saturday nights, you know what I mean…right? Surely, there’s no more special occasion than being sworn in as the leader of the free world! Come on Michelle, can I get some??? I’m the PRESIDENT! I am the MAN!!

So when this thought came to mind, I leaned over and asked my wife, ”do you think Barack’s going to get some tonight?” She smiled and promptly said, “NO” followed by laughter. Her excuse, “think about all the events they have to attend, she’s going to be tired, yada, yada…” Just the sad, typical answer I expected. Sad, but true.

So, here’s a piece of truth for all you women out there…First Ladies included. Suck it up!!! I’m sure Barack will be exhausted by the end of the day and he’s done more work than she has!!! But, guaranteed…he can still get his man on after the last dance, after the last ball, the last handshake. When they hit that White House bedroom, boxes unpacked and all, if Michelle turned and said to him, “come get some Mr. President”, Barack would be all over that!!!

Men are never too tired and you all (wives) better figure out how to hang. Do what you gotta do: energy drinks, coffee, protein bars…whatever! Because we know the alternative…ask Hillary. So, I’ll make a plea…Michelle afford the HEAD of State one of the most appreciated privileges he can receive tonight…hook a brother up!

Cougars

Life is full of contradictions. Some of you may view this as one of those times. I recently wrote about dirty old men. I firmly believe no man should date a girl young enough to be his daughter. Specifically, no more than 10yrs younger. Well, here are my thoughts on Cougars…

A woman can f*ck any guy old enough to get it up. Yeah, I said it! You may think I’m being hypocritical. Ummm…not so much as maybe a little sexist, but in a good way. I dated a Cougar – it was f*cking great!!! I was 21 and she was 36. Damn! I’m getting aroused just thinking about the things she did.

Now, this was before Demi and others made being a Cougar fashionable. She was divorced like most Cougars. We never went out on dates - just BOOTY CALLS. That was my call. She wanted to date, but I wasn’t comfortable with that. Once, she invited me out for a day with she and her kids. I made up an excuse why I couldn’t go. I could just imagine people thinking I was one of her kids.

I’ve always been attracted to older women. My first girldfriend was older. I love the maturity of an older woman. They know what they want, especially in bed. They have shit to do just like you and they don’t have time to f*ck around. I think ALL men appreciate that. Fellas, if you haven’t tasted a Cougar – or better yet, let a Cougar taste you…give it a go. I promise you’ll ENJOY it!

In the category of What’s Hot? What’s Not? Cougars are definitely HOT!!!

Mammas: Don’t Let Your Girls Grow Up To Be Hoochies

Is it TV? The internet? Magazines? Who and where are the worst role models for your girls???

I say at home – their MOTHERS! While the celebrities make it fashionable and entertainment and media put it out there…you Moms are buying into this shit! Not that I’m letting Dads off the hook. But Mom – you have to set the standard.

My daughter’s girlfriends had “boyfriends” at 11yrs old. What the F*CK is that about???!!! I see you buying them clothes that are way too mature for them – you drop them off at the mall – and they’ve had cell phones since pre-school. The have access to everything and no limitations. WHAT are you doing people? Do your f*cking job – take some responsibility in raising your kids and stop letting media do it! BTW – my kids have never heard me curse. And Moms you should never let your daughters see your thong. Be a respectable and responsible MILF.

For the rest of you – keep your hoochies away from my daughter! I don’t need that shit in my life…

Be My Girlfriend Forever

How many times has it been said, “she stopped doing the things she used to do before we were married”?

Listen ladies – just because you get married, it doesn’t mean you have to become a wife. At least not in the stereotypical sense. You know the stereotype…tired all the f*cking time, faking headaches, too f*cking lazy and too “good” now to give your f*cking husband a f*cking blowjob!

Take some friendly advice and stay a girlfriend forever! Girlfriends f*ck you in the car. Girlfriends walk up behind you and grab your dick. Girlfriends give you head in the shower!!! BTW – if you need any guidance on that subject check out one of my new fav blogs  http://sexconfessions69.wordpress.com/2009/01/16/sexperience-1-the-blowjob-sessions-part-1/ 

Shout out to SC69!!! She should get a Nobel Peace Prize for her work in this area. You can bring peace to the Middle East using her suggestions. You’ll definitely keep your husband from spending so many “late nights at the office” or taking all those “business trips”. Ladies, you want to stay married? Stay a GIRLFRIEND!